The Five Constipated Men in the Bible

Occasionally an opportunity comes along to post something that will define your blog. This is it. What will I stand and fight for? What will I let go through to the keeper? This is that blogpost.

There is a lot of unwholesome content on the web. Much of it is related to humour. Jokes are driven from creating an expectation and then breaking it. As the moral degradation of society continues, the level of shock and surprise needed for impact increases, to the point where I find it almost impossible to go and watch stand-up comedy. So what?

I've been sitting on this post (no pun intended) for a few weeks now. I recently went to add a heap more 'BLOGS I READ' to the main page, but decided to wait for a few more weeks. This reconsideration was because on one of the Christian blogs I was going to add, the author dropped an f-bomb. What will define my blog? How far is too far? What would stop people from reading and linking to me, if I posted it?

The five constipated men in the Bible.

I found these guys through a weird series of events. And actually, since then I've discovered five more. And for all those egalitarians a woman is included as well (though only one, which is more evidence the Bible is sexist just like that chauvinist Paul). Plus there's one I made up myself.

For those whose consciences might be seared by such vulgarity I have included the first two in the post, and the rest in the comments (feed readers need to click here).

For your enjoyment;

The Constipated Men (and Woman) in the Bible;

Cain, "he wasn't Abel"

Moses, he took two tablets...