Resurrection Limericks

As part of my campaign to "un" my life. I am purging all messages and old contacts in my phone as I prepare to update to an iPhone.

I came across these limericks I wrote last year at Mid Year Conference on the Resurrection. One was written each night as part of a competition. Phillip Jensen was the speaker. If I remember correctly, I was typing these on my phone while mildly suffocating inside my sleeping bag. I had placed my entire body inside the bag so that the screen brightness didn't bother the other guys in the room.

Night 1

They say mind is meant to be foggy

Two hour talk makes me feel groggy

But sweet dreams tonight

Imagining my

Glorious resurrection body.

Night 2

Resurrection age has begun

Spirit now; body still to come

I'm starting to fret

I'll forever regret

Getting a tattoo that says "Mum"

Night 3

Should you marry or stay as you are?

When dating how far is too far?

Now set with the answers

I fancy my chances

At the girls singleness seminar

Night 4

The prayer house was too small in size

To fit in all the girls and the guys

But about 1AM

Shut down by 'the man'

We were probably being unwise