As well as all those general feelings of guilt over your excessive technology purchases, you also need to deal with the unending silent rebukes of naysayers. You know the ones, the glare down the nose from Mrs Smith as you drag your MacBook out to take notes during the church AGM. A small shake of the head clearly demonstrates her disdain for 'people like you'.
This clash of cultures is felt no more than by the humble Bible-reading iPhone user. I know, I know. I feel your pain. You figure, you no longer carry a watch, a diary or an mp3 player, so why in the world would you carry a Bible? It's all on that little screen. All you need to do is gently tap the NIV button between Tetris and Poker, and voilà.
As you read your "Bible" in church, are you tired of embarassing questions like "Who are you messaging?" Are you fed up overhearing "Tsk tsk. Gladys, look at that inconsiderate young man using his portable telephone in church. It's just rude." Are you sick to death of the gentle encouragements from service leaders to "please bring a real Bible"?
Introducing; the iPhone Holey Bible.
WARNING: To avoid detection ensure you remember to make page-turning noises at appropriate times.
Love it.
ReplyDeleteWish I needed one.
ReplyDeleteyou realise that by bringing the holey bible, you may as well just bring the good book to use
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