Tuesday, August 10, 2010

Crowd Control

I thought it was a disease that only plagued children's ministry leaders. Yet it appears that Moore College lecturers too, are not above the 'crowd control prayer'.

We've all been there.

2 comments:

  1. 'We pray that our students would stop revealing our secrets to the world on their blogs...'

    :-)

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  2. The most memorable version of this I've witnessed occurred at KYCKstart back in about 03 or 04.

    2500 youth were staring to yell out one of those deafening WOOAAHHHHAAYYHAHHA! crowd cheers every time the MC up the front said ANYTHING. Went something like this;

    MC: Are you excited about it?
    Crowd: Woot..wooh!
    MC: O come on - are you EXCITED ABOUT IT?
    Crowd: WOOAAHHHHAAYYHAHHA!
    MC: That's better are you EXCITED ABOUT IT?
    Crowd: WOOAAHHHHAAYYHAHHA!
    MC: Alright that's awesome
    Crowd: WOOAAHHHHAAYYHAHHA!
    MC: We're going to read the bible now
    Crowd: WOOAAHHHHAAYYHAHHA!
    MC: No come on, lets bring it down a notch
    Crowd: WOOAAHHHHAAYYHAHHA!
    MC: You can't cheer at everything I say from here on
    Crowd: WOOAAHHHHAAYYHAHHA!
    MC: No seriously guys.
    Crowd: WOOAAHHHHAAYYHAHHA!
    MC: This isn't funny anymore
    Crowd: WOOAAHHHHAAYYHAHHA!
    MC: We have to bring it down guys
    Crowd: WOOAAHHHHAAYYHAHHA!
    MC: look, I'm going to pray now for us
    Crowd: WOOAAHHHHAAYYHAHHA!
    MC: (over the top of the ever growing noise) Heavenly Father, we pray that you would speak to us now, and help us concentrate as your word is read to us, Amen.
    Crowd: WOOAAhh....

    And finally, there was sufficient shame in yelling out any more to dissuade even those worked into an impossibly inescapable frenzy.

    Priceless.

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