Friday, August 6, 2010

Suspicious wife smells collar

You always see it in the movies. A philandering husband arrives home guilty but as yet unexposed, only to be discovered through the intuition of his wife and the faint remnant of female perfume that lingers on his collar.

Sarah cuddled into me today as I arrived home and walked through the door.

A second later...
Have you been eating hot chips?
Caught. Guilty. KFC snack box. Shame.
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4 comments:

  1. Great little story. Lol. like.

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  3. Were you still doing your 1,000 days?

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  4. No, it wasn't quite as dastardly as that. I just had an afternoon snack on the way home. I did try to expand my 1000 days McDonalds free to include all other take-out, but I eventually succumbed.

    I have been without McDonalds for 321 days.

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